January 2012
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Never break character.
You: Have you come across a man named Sherlock Holmes? - JW
Stranger: im horny ;)
You: I'm John. - JW
You: Horny is a bit of an odd name. - JW
You: You must have been ridiculed a lot when you were younger. - JW
Stranger: i wnt u to suck my pussy.
You: Why in the world do I need to suck your cat? - JW
You: Has he been bitten by a snake? - JW
You: I can definitely suck the venom out. I am a doctor. - JW
Stranger: i wnt u 2 lick my vagina ;)
You: I wouldn't. - JW
Stranger: y not
You: Especially not after I sucked the venom out of your cat's wounds; you might get an infection. - JW
Stranger: im fingering myseld
Stranger: myself*
You: Have you got a wound? - JW
You: Typos do make things a lot more awkward. - JW
You: And a lot less sexy, assuming that's what you're aiming for. - JW
Stranger: i give up
Stranger: i wnt to have cyber sex
Stranger: nd ur nt helping.
You: Well, good luck with all that. - JW
You: I hope your cat doesn't die. - JW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Mark Gatiss = Mycroft. Stephen Fry = Mycroft.
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Mark Gatiss = Gay.
Stephen Fry = Gay.
The only logical answer is that Mycroft = Gay.
Oh, and also, if Gatiss = God, God = Gay.
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Kosmopolite lite: A New-Old Twist on an Old-New... →
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Towards the end of the first series, Supernatural decided to go old school. The boys tackle a nest of vampires. I suppose it was inevitable. The vampires wear sexy biker chic, are hedonistic, aggressive and carry razor sharp cheekbones to match their teeth. These are elements we’re used to seeing…
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Kosmopolite lite: Fiction: The Living Outpost →
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Flesh-eating zombies were rare. That’s what the textbooks said. “Only a necromancer who is very skilled and extremely unintelligent could possibly find themselves with a flesh-eating zombie”. That’s what they said. Castle Oberbrücken had been surrounded by flesh-eating zombies for more than a…
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The First Zombie-Proof House - All That Is... →
Very cool.
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Kosmopolite lite: A Review: Ex-Heroes &... →
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Ex-Heroes and its sequel come from an ever-growing trend of the genre mashup. The setup is post-apocalyptic Los Angeles. When the zombie apocalypse began, superheroes had been an increasingly everyday sight. They are now the legislators and defenders of a small fort built from the ruins of…
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Kosmopolite lite: A Coffee Shop Conversation →
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((author’s note: I’m cheating a little today by rewriting an old ficlet of mine. I hope you like it.))
“I’m not a prude. I’m really not. I just don’t think you should enter into a physical relationship with your own flesh golem. It’s just not right. Even if ‘she’ does bear more than a passing…
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Kosmopolite lite: Dairy, Dung and Democracy →
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Hello, out there. I haven’t been online much today because I was on a farm looking at excrement. No, really, I was.
Let me give you some back story first. I was recruited for the school I currently work for during the 2011 British English Olympics. BEO is a competition where dozens of Mexican…
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